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  • The multiverse is a stew of missed opportunities

    The multiverse is a stew of missed opportunities

    Friends, gather round and let me tell you the story of how I almost burned down our house. In this case “I” am a disembodied strand of my hair, and the only choice “I” made was to lightly disembark from my head and then fall under the sway of static electricity, but the result is…