You can explain to me why dogs do this and I’ll understand it rationally, but not in my heart

This is going to be a stressful week, or at least a busy one, and the upcoming weeks look similar. So I decided to go for some really elevated humor to take the edge off and make myself feel smart. Homonyms guys, am I right?

Also in this category, though without the linguistic joke: pratfalls, dog scientists, and every dream Dave has in which he ends up singing the Pigeon song from Sesame Street. Out loud. Without waking knowledge.

For those of you who aren’t aware: Doin’ the Pigeon

You’re welcome.