Tag: you’re not paranoid if they’re really out to get you
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They really are out to get you (to join their consciousness-raising group)
Last year, we woke up the morning after Halloween to discover our jack-o-lanterns had been smashed in the night. It wasn’t a huge tragedy (un-smashed jack-o-lanterns only last about 48 hours in Tucson before they basically melt with rot) but we were curious who could have done it: the pumpkins were very near our bedroom…