Reasonable confusion, All Hallows’ edition

Compatriots! Are you, like me, preparing for Halloween by reading as many true (“true”) ghost stories on the internet as you can find? Have you also begun to go blind from computer-related eye strain?

You mean you HAVEN’T?

Well, don’t say I never did anything for you.

Jezebel’s Annual Spooky Story thread (most of what you want is in the endless thread of comments)

Search and Rescue stories on Reddit (there are six parts; the comments are also beejeezus-scaring)

And because it was just recommended to me: another Reddit thread: The Spire in the Woods

Ok! Let’s all never sleep again, cool?