I also like cheese

Me (impassive): “This week, my comic is about elephants and sandwiches, I guess.”

Dave (incredulous, curious, impressed): “Did you actually draw the sandwiches?”

Me: “I guess you’ll just have to wait and see, won’t you?”

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So just know that somewhere (it’s D.C., that’s where he is this week) Dave’s mind has just been blown.