Love Among the Lampreys

by Adrienne Celt

Archive

You’ll notice I also still lack a scanner

June 6, 2012
Nighttime terrors which strike from above, no less!

May 30, 2012
Before you ask, YES, we’ve been to the vet. MORE TIMES THAN YOU’LL EVER GO TO THE VET.

May 23, 2012
Almost too easy

May 16, 2012
It would be such a big statue that people would live on it without being aware it was a statue

May 9, 2012
Dedicated to bros everywhere?

May 2, 2012
Sorry, this is really fun for me

April 25, 2012
Even in a hot air balloon he continues to be sleepy

April 18, 2012
Why is it all so difficult?

April 11, 2012
Fair to ask: which is sadder, the refuser or refused?

April 4, 2012
On the other hand, this also sounds like something Pocahontas might say

March 28, 2012
Tough times subconsciously call for childhood heroes

March 21, 2012
What could be better than making up an annoying rhyming song?

March 14, 2012
Fast times in the ocean deep

March 7, 2012
I was new first?

February 29, 2012
Did you know that instead of Duck, Duck, Goose, some people play Duck, Duck, Grey Duck?

February 22, 2012
The hard thing about bacon is pigs are so smart

February 15, 2012
Don’t ruin my revisionist detective novels with romance

February 8, 2012
You can explain to me why dogs do this and I’ll understand it rationally, but not in my heart

February 1, 2012
My dentist gave me two free movie tickets, which isn’t extra life, but it’s still pretty good

January 25, 2012
SOPA, PIPA, and the Great Internet Blackout

January 18, 2012
We also made duck faces with Pringles

January 11, 2012
A tooth abcsess, or that really high fever I had when I was four

January 4, 2012
The abyss looks back into you

December 28, 2011
Father, Son, Holy Spirit maybe?

December 21, 2011